Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this
Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!
happy too tired July everyone
Angering the gods by mixing curry paste and curry spices with marinated gyros meat and cooking them in tomato sauce and kidney beans
I really cannot stress enough that this lady did NOT design wedding websites, nobody asked her to do so, and furthermore nobody accused her of violating the law in question and the state took no legal action against her. She had had no injury to speak of and had no standing to sue, not that that matters to the supreme court I guess
this xkcd joke is completely hilarious without context. just the way the guy wordlessly steps back towards it
i've been super stressed and overworked lately so i've been craving a cigarette really badly but i quit years ago and i don't really want to buy a whole pack when i know i'll only smoke one or two of them anyway, so instead whenever i feel like i can't take it anymore i just vividly imagine myself taking a smoke break in my head and the crazy thing is it actually makes me feel better. i feel like the 4chan burger tulpa guy.
using my psionic powers to give myself a tasty little treat without succumbing to the weakneses of the flesh